Read the Fine Print

No one ever reads the fine print, get outta here.

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Adversity, if for no other reason, is of benefit, since it is sure to bring a season of sober reflection. People see clearer at such times. Storms purify the atmosphere.
― Henry Ward Beecher (via psych-quotes)

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Joke of the day.

essentialasair:

shamsham28:

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

I DONT GET IT 

Brilliant!

(Source: flyingscotsman, via teenagehowell)