|Song: Only Ones Who Know (Lounge Version)|
|Artist: Alex Turner & Richard Hawley|
|Played: 1,512 times.|
Alex Turner & Richard Hawley: Only Ones Who Know @ Union Chappel
Baljeet: Boo! Boo, I say!
Baljeet: Oh, I am not Baljeet. I am the scariest thing known to man: a failed math test.
Phineas: Yeah, right. We’re just gonna move on now.
Baljeet: You can run, but it won’t be to the college of your choice, I tell you!
I used to think that this was an exaggeration
I was wrong
When you find someone in your favorite bathroom and u are thinking “thats MY bathroom”
somebody tagged this as “what are ya doin in my swamp” and i audibly laughed and woke up my dog
How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies
in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese
algebra is like a 4n language to me
"If I want to be remembered as anything in this life, it’s just ‘nice’. I feel like being nice to others is the coolest thing anyone can be." ─ Troye Sivan
life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.
"Raven what’s on your face.
It is me”