zeldathemes
what do you call a snail on a boat?
a SNAILOR
i don't really know what i'm doing, ever
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Song: Only Ones Who Know (Lounge Version)
Artist: Alex Turner & Richard Hawley
Played: 1,512 times.

the-prettyvisitor:

Alex Turner & Richard Hawley: Only Ones Who Know @ Union Chappel

  #i liek dis song    #no one really cares    #kkbye    #tunes  

fedorabow:

Baljeet: Boo! Boo, I say!
Phineas: Baljeet?
Baljeet: Oh, I am not Baljeet. I am the scariest thing known to man: a failed math test.
Phineas: Yeah, right. We’re just gonna move on now.
Baljeet: You can run, but it won’t be to the college of your choice, I tell you!

I used to think that this was an exaggeration

I was wrong

  #ew    #no    #go away    #noooo  

Straight White Boy Problem #199

straightwhiteboyproblems:

straightwhiteboyproblems:

When you find someone in your favorite bathroom and u are thinking “thats MY bathroom”

somebody tagged this as “what are ya doin in my swamp” and i audibly laughed and woke up my dog

  #hahahaha    #fave  

izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

inoriaizawa:

in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese

  #omg  

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

algebra is like a 4n language to me

troylered:

"If I want to be remembered as anything in this life, it’s just ‘nice’. I feel like being nice to others is the coolest thing anyone can be." ─ Troye Sivan

The road so far…

cumber-kitty:

cumber-kitty:

cumber-kitty:

image

  #hehe  

840px:

life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.

  #yes    #fave  

gingerin-thetardis:

"Raven what’s on your face.

It is me”

  #fave  

magicaldeductions:

goddammit bill

  #hahahahahahah omg    #fave    #bill bill bill bill