zeldathemes
what do you call a snail on a boat?
a SNAILOR
i don't really know what i'm doing, ever
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Gene Belcher - Feminist

  #hahahahahaha gene  

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

  #damn    #mindy kaling is godsent  

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

explodinghye:

choclety milk shakes likes his baths

aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

vuov:

but ur so woah and im so oh

rotten-tears:

friendshipisalpaca:

rotten-tears:

what the heckies does “:3c” means

image

OOOOOH

al-the-stuff-i-like:

every so often I see little kids whose sense of humor is far beyond their years

  #still great    #fave  
killergoth:

take me here on our first date

killergoth:

take me here on our first date

  #omg  
andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

relahvant:

majestic